I want that

I am filling-in at work this Saturday morning, doing the newscasts -- but occasionally my eyes scan up to the four TV screens in front of my face here in the newsroom, and I can't help but make out my wish-list for things I see on the paid programming.

First, a Bumpit.

I am THIS CLOSE to picking up the phone. Maybe my hair is too flat. Maybe I do need massive volume in an instant!

(See my sister-in-law Sarah's blog for a funny take on this too.)

Second, new abs.

I have several options. There's "Slim in 6," which will send me a tape measure with my payments for me to watch the inches melt away in six weeks. Or there's "Core Rhythms," which will show me dance secrets from four world champion dancers to melt two inches off my waist in two weeks. I'm impatient, so I may go for this one. It seems faster.

Third, the Awesome Auger

Anything Billy Mays talks about, I want to buy. He's so enthusiastic, so persuasive. Oxyclean, sandwich maker, even this awesome auger. I don't even know exactly what it does but it looks AWESOME. I think I know what I'm getting JB for Father's Day.

Fourth, the RediSetGo.

While typing up the post, pausing to work and other news business, this infomercial came on. This one I am seriously considering. It makes cake, pizza, chicken, mini-sweet buns and more in just 7 minutes! Now I really know JB's Father's Day gift.